Top ten reasons you know it's time to quit your job:
You get excited when it's Saturday because you can wear sweats to work.
You think a short day is when you leave at 4 o'clock.
The only way you have time to shop is if it's on Amazon.
You learn about your layoff on CNN.
You find you really need power point to explain what you do for a living.
You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
Change IS the norm.
You mainly eat out of vending machines.
You're expected to get excited about a 4% pay raise.
The only fun you have anymore is composing your fantasy resignation speech.